A small stash of call quotes that were hanging out.

Heart Pompatations, they do a body good. (Sometimes I think the techs are just testing to see if I am paying attention.)



As I see my attending disinfect his keyboard and mouse for the sixth time tonight I wonder, what kind of super bug is he cultivating...maybe I should wonder what kind of bugs are growing on my keyboard, but I prefer not to.



Me, "I just used the words 'Massive fecal impaction'."
The physician response to opening the images, "Holy Crap!"
Me, "Exactly, but they won't let me dictate that."



Tonight's serenade from the dark hallway is a security guard mumbling with the occassional outburst of "ROXANNE"



It's a cookie cookie cheesecake. You simply place a warm chocolate chip cookie on top of the oreo crumbs already on the cheesecake.  When you are on call there are no calories; that's just a fact.



But I don't wanna be the Cancer Maven. (said with pouty lips)



5:15pm- Me, "Did you cut your hair?"
A, "No."
Me, "Oh, Ok, well I like your hair today."

7:30 pm- A, "I had to come back to tell you, I remember getting my hair cut this past weekend. No idea why I didn't remember that."
Me, "Well, I still like it. Thanks for making that special trip back to tell me"
A," It was the least I could do, I felt like I had lied to you." (walks away)


Phone conversation-
ED Charge, "Hey, what do you have for me?"
Me, "Just a couple of normal Head CTs..."
ED Charge, "Do you watch Big Bang Theory?"  
Background voices, "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock."
Me, "Yes, Why...and what's happening down there?"
ED Charge, "Apparently I'm the only one who doesn't"
Background voices, "No, paper disproves Spock."